Things That Didn’t Suck On The Internet This Week
“We tend to only recognize our achievements when someone else gives them value….YOU are the one who deserves to hold the power in giving value to your life.” A commencement speech for you today.
Speaking of runners, while I can barely make it through a mile, Nicole is running the NYC Marathon in August as part of the National Institute of Psychotherapies charity team. As part of the charity team, she is raising money to help people afford life changing therapy. Her story and goals are incredibly inspiring. Plus, she’s assembling a team of Kick Ass Magical Unicorns, y’all.
I am very, very conflicted by the news that Honey Boo Boo Child is getting her own TV show. On one hand – television gold. On the other hand – it’s basically laughing at a family, not with them. Sadly, I have to admit I will probably tune in for this.
It’s relatively certain that I am a faux-chaos muppet. What are you?
Mr. Rogers was a totally bad ass navy seal sniper before he wanted to be your neighbor. From this auto-tune, you would never guess that he was once a trained assassin.
When I wasn’t being amazing here, I was stimulating the rest of the internet
I’m thinking about stocking my condom stash with extra variety after writing this…though we’ll probably be avoiding anything made from sheep intestines.