Internet Things That Don’t Suck #1

Things That Didn’t Suck On The Internet This Week

“We tend to only recognize our achievements when someone else gives them value….YOU are the one who deserves to hold the power in giving value to your life.” A commencement speech for you today.

Amy wore a adorable tutu in her most recent run and now she’s sharing her adorable tutu making tutorial while reminding us all how important it is to stay culturally relevant.

Speaking of runners, while I can barely make it through a mile, Nicole is running the NYC Marathon in August as part of the National Institute of Psychotherapies charity team. As part of the charity team, she is raising money to help people afford life changing therapy. Her story and goals are incredibly inspiring. Plus, she’s assembling a team of Kick Ass Magical Unicorns, y’all.

Did you know that there is an Internation Quidditch Association? They have a magazine, real teams and they’re selling customizable Quidditch Jerseys. I think I could get into this.

I am very, very conflicted by the news that Honey Boo Boo Child is getting her own TV show. On one hand – television gold. On the other hand – it’s basically laughing at a family, not with them. Sadly, I have to admit I will probably tune in for this.

It’s relatively certain that I am a faux-chaos muppet. What are you?

Mr. Rogers was a totally bad ass navy seal sniper before he wanted to be your neighbor. From this auto-tune, you would never guess that he was once a trained assassin.

Despite discovering that Carly Rae Jepsen is in her 20s and not her teens as I originally thought, I have to admit I am prone to listening to these two “Call Me Maybe” mashups on repeat.

When I wasn’t being amazing here, I was stimulating the rest of the internet 

I’m thinking about stocking my condom stash with extra variety after writing this…though we’ll probably be avoiding anything made from sheep intestines.